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Friday Mar 03, 2006

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My Grandmother has totally mastered the art of giving inappropriate presents.

As an example, when I was 17 years old she sent me a Casper the Friendly Ghost cartoon video and a remote control car (the kind that actually has a wire that runs from the control to the car) for my birthday.

This year, and I think these are a Christmas present, she has sent me Catch Me If You Can on VHS and a fabulous sweatshirt that has a picture of two crossed fiddles, a lasso and a cowboy hat and says, "Payson, AZ. Thank God I'm Country".

I think I'll wear it the next time I go to Seattle.
amily:
You and me both, kiddo. You and me both.
Apr 22, 2006
tatertot:
So, do you check properties and type in the address? I'm a klutz...
May 2, 2006

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