It's been a movie weekend! Just went and saw Conan tonight.
Yes, I definitely thought it was entertaining. There were many things beaten and killed in the most epic of ways and therefore, it delivered exactly what I was expecting. I was actually surprised at how much I had learned from Conan, the game (I so wish that game would have been better).
Anyway, I believe one of the only disappointments was the last 5% of the movie. After all the build up and epic fight scenes, the end left me a little less than satisfied. He is Conan for god sake! Speaking of which, mmmmmm, dat ass! I was hoping for a full on butt shot to please the ladies. At one point, after a gratuitous sex scene, I fantasized about him having a full on naked fight scene in which Conan proceeded to bitch slap people in the mouth with his penis and teabag their faces as he continued to chop bitches up, lol. The CG may have been a bit much, but to be honest, it didn't really bother me all that much.
In addition, RON ''FUCKING'' PERLMAN! --- I like him very much!
Yes, I definitely thought it was entertaining. There were many things beaten and killed in the most epic of ways and therefore, it delivered exactly what I was expecting. I was actually surprised at how much I had learned from Conan, the game (I so wish that game would have been better).
Anyway, I believe one of the only disappointments was the last 5% of the movie. After all the build up and epic fight scenes, the end left me a little less than satisfied. He is Conan for god sake! Speaking of which, mmmmmm, dat ass! I was hoping for a full on butt shot to please the ladies. At one point, after a gratuitous sex scene, I fantasized about him having a full on naked fight scene in which Conan proceeded to bitch slap people in the mouth with his penis and teabag their faces as he continued to chop bitches up, lol. The CG may have been a bit much, but to be honest, it didn't really bother me all that much.
In addition, RON ''FUCKING'' PERLMAN! --- I like him very much!
Like I said, I did very much enjoy it, but felt the ending could have used a little more epicness. A proper end to the movie.