orchid1

I love your new profile pic- it's freaking adorable.

I use to lead a gs troop. One of my brownies got into my sugar bowl one day and ate a buncha raw sugar. I was slipping and sliding all over my friggen kitchen. That shit is worse tha spilling axle grease on your floor.

I accidently left a rubber band on my index finger the day before yesterday and it looked pretty gross by the time I remembered to take the band off. Do a scrub on them and get some circulation into em. You can use some of the left over sugar. I love my melon/mint sugar scrub. Add a bit of soft soap and maybe a bit of lotion to the sugar. Alternatively you can use Sea Salt, Epson salt, or cornstarch. Don't use a table salt, the iodine is too drying.

Cotton Candy? I want some.

xoxox
Elle

Hey babe I'm back. With a vengeance. I came home early hooray!

all very good things

except, i don't like my bed.... i sleep on a deflated air mattress

I got a lot of sleep!

hahahahaha i guess my SECRET identity as Dr. Dick isn't so secret anymore. we'd sort fo given up on being secret after the first issue came out, our friends couldn't keep it a secret and neither could we.

i'm glad you liked it! we totally have a blast writing it and love that people like it. we should have a new one out pretty soon. look out for the stickers too!

that's EXACTLY what I did over my weekend, especially the nap part.

alright, JUST the nap part. (& I am one hard-core, take-no-prisoners, to-those-about-to-rock-we-salute-you, feel-my-pecs-baby, nappin' muthafukka, I tell you what.)

They sell real Cuban Cigars here. I guess the Irish have a good relationship with Cuba. I was totally tripping out when I walked into a little shop and saw Cuban cigars on the counter.

I love the way a burning cigar smells. I could do without the stale after~smell.


I like pronouncing Cuba like this:

COOBAH

even though- I rarely do that.



PSSSSSSS~
I hope you've started dreaming again.
I love your pictures in your pics page.

xoxox
Elle

I was thinking about bringing some Cubans back. I wonder if they allow you to bring a certain number back.
My cousin told me not to say anything to the customs person and just keister some back. Somehow I kinda think the 9 hour flight might be less fun with cigars shoved in my ass. I might put them under the little plastic bottom of my carry on, overnight bag. Even if they look through the bag- they won't pull the bottom part up. Knock on wood.
tap tap tap
I mean~ they never have before. I've never hidden anything under it though.


I think I might take my kids to see School of Rock today. I love Jack Black. Love him, love him.

Ahh Sorry to hear that. Keep your chin up.

your hair looks way better in person than in that picture

in a big way

p.s. you're hawt

i'm glad your day was good. At this point I dont know if I'm going up around the scar or not.