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orangeasaurusrex

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Tuesday Apr 03, 2007

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If I could, I'd change my matter into bytes. I'd become 1010 of 1101 1011 1010 1001. Some bits flying around the internet. I'd spend my life collecting every bit of information on everything I could. I could just be like digital plankton in a virtual ocean.. and let the currents guide me and feeding off the light of knowledge.

I would transport myself around the world and visit home in a matter of minutes. I could vanish without a trace, or encounter a duplicate of myself and wish him all the best. Wish my fellow binary well and not trash them. I'd see sunsets in every timezone, or I could crawl into your hard drive and tell everyone about your secret porn stash.

I would memorize Wikipedia, and suicide watch the suicide girls. I'd free the media, your mind, Tibet, and your time. I'd digg everyone and everything and subscribe to your tube.

I'd expose secrets and lies and make the world a better place. I would spam Indifference and intolerance with emails for 'male enhancement'. I'd deny service to websites that say "never forget" and redirect them to "lets forgive and forget". I would set all borders to zero.

I'd share my files and mack it with a Mac. I'd setup linux to go on a blind update with windows. OMG imagine what their children will look like. I'd merge ICQ, MSN, Yahoo, AIM into one IM'r so everyones list could be full of friends.

I'd write you love letters signed anonymous and leave them in your inbox impossible to deleted and make popup windows 'pop' with flowers and cute smiley things reminding you that I love you. I'd google "U" AND "me" to see if we get any matches. I would always direct link you to my homepage.

And when I am done, I'll criss cross the ocean at millions of bytes a second until I shrink the world into the palm of your hand.

[edit] wow.. that felt good biggrin
there are some double meanings too biggrin
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
sonofapunk:
No.

Why do you ask?

shocked
Apr 6, 2007
heathermarie:
good list walmart is def on my list too. that place gives me anxiety..
Apr 7, 2007

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