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Saturday Apr 26, 2008

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FOR SALE: Pre-Owned Milk

17 cents o.b.o.




I just found this milk in the back of my fridge. Bought it new about 6 months ago for $1.89 and only used about 2/3 of it, so this is a great deal.

As you can see it's yellowed a bit, and I can attest to the fact that it's gotten pretty thick and curdled...so on the plus side, it's well on its way to becoming butter.

Makes a great gift for homeless people or children who have been misbehaving. Serious inquiries only please... buyer pays shipping. If you prefer, I can just pour it into a FedEx envelope, which will surely be cheaper/messier than a box.
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myra:
I once found a box of orange juice under the bed that, when you shook it, started getting bigger just to shrink again a few minutes later. Sadly, I was forced to throw it away.
Apr 29, 2008
rockezi:
ya man.. that ish was crazy!!!!!! i dont even know about my right! kiss blackeyed
2% is the best if you like milk.............. puke
Apr 29, 2008

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