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Monday Oct 03, 2005

Oct 3, 2005
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He
concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
VIEW 25 of 52 COMMENTS
hethral:
Well obviously that, but I mean besides that.
Oct 7, 2005
exquisite:
Yes indeed that would be awesome. To say the least. I'm staaaaaaaaaaaaaarving.
Oct 9, 2005

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