oracle

My god, I have been having some fucked up dreams lately. First weird one was about an ex gf....it was a very weird sex dream, not like a normal sex dream but more like a porn star, I can't explan it because it was a couple of days ago and I don't really remember but I do know it was weird. A couple of nights ago I had a dream about getting a fish tanks (I have been thinking about getting one for a pet snake) anyway, I bought the tank but decided to put exotic fish in it....but somewhere in the dream, the tank got HUGE, like its own room huge. The fish started acting up and one started to grow bigger and bigger, it could talk and float out of the tank. anyway I had an argument with the fish and it said it was leaving. It got up and started kicking the tank till it exploded. The last thing I remember (while I was on the phone with the pet store voicing my displeasure) I told the fish "great, now what are you going to do, you needed that water to live" it was tres bizzare...the fish was big and hairy
Last night I had another weird dream. I was flying in the back of a jet, doing a recon patrol (like in "behind enemy lines" but this one was a routine patrol in a friendly country. I can't remember why but we decided to eject, somewhere in the ejection I became seperated from the pilot. I was doing my best to be all sneaky and get back to friendly forces (despite it being a friendly country, I think we weren't supposed to be there I don't remember) ANYWAY, I was captured and told I would be executed..later they said I would spend the rest of my life in their prison (after lots of crying I think) I kept asking why, we are friends they never answered it was weird.