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optimusrhyme

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Tuesday Jan 06, 2009

Jan 6, 2009
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Two Things: One Story and A Reflection

So one day, I find out that my bank account is negative 60 bucks and I'm mad salted. So I go home, and go out back to smoke a bowl to relax and take my mind off of a few things. I finish a bowl of this stuff called cherry bomb, real good, tastes awesome. So I finish the bowl and decide to smoke another, thinking I'm not high. So I pack a bowl of this stuff called barnyard haze and in the middle of smoking it, SHAZAM! My sister comes walking out with a group of friends. She's doing a scavenger hunt and her and all her friends barge out looking for me. So I hide the bowl in my pocket, make some small talk, and run inside. I hide my bowl in the sink and go back outside to help, and once I start talking I realize how high I am. I am stoned out of my mind. I mean like I'm about to throw up stoned. So I lay down for a bit, take a poop, sleep for a moment, then bam, wake up to a text asking to smoke a blunt. So I got my head together, was feeling much better, ate some food and went out.

Here's what I wrote last night after hanging out with some fungis.

Five new days into the year and I have ended up in a quite interesting night. I feel amazing to be as lucky as I am. My habits have successfully pleased me so well, and I feel so wonderfully overwhelmed with everything. There is nothing quite like spending a night watching the Michel Gondry music video collection. I have realized that within each person is a vast story, and our stories could fill volumes of books if we wanted to. We have the capacity to reach infinity if we wanted to. Somewhere down the line there could be a number no one has reached, and we could if we try. Anything is possible; we all humanely have potential to achieve greatness. It seems however that our obstacles hold us down from moving along that path. It requires strength to overcome those obstacles and if the effort is put forth, if the goal is intensely desirable then there is nothing stopping you from unleashing that measureless aptitude of your being.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
lyyti:
You better have that robot suit on at b-roo. I'll throw you some water down your little robot mouth hole.
Jun 9, 2009
bexi:
thanks for you nice comment on my set. hanging up those curtains was a pain in the ass. I prefer not to do it again. ahaha.



It requires strength to overcome those obstacles and if the effort is put forth, if the goal is intensely desirable then there is nothing stopping you from unleashing that measureless aptitude of your being.



I like how you phrased this.

Jul 6, 2009

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