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optimistress

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Friday Sep 05, 2003

Sep 5, 2003
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someone cut my screen door last night and stole my skil saw. FUCKER
i need a video camera to catch these crackheads inthe act. i just wanna know who is breaking into my cars and my porch.... so i can run them over with my car...
i'm serious.
or maybe just throw a cherry squishee on their head as i ride by screaming JESUS IS GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WHEN YOU DIE ARRR!!!
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aanya:
I think perhaps you and siren should get together and do some hard core ass kicking! The two of you seem to both be having stuff sliced and stuff (I like the word stuff)..if you need some help give me a call! It'll be an SG posse ripping people and shit up!

I just looked at your pics as well and DAMN you have a great ass!

[Edited on Sep 06, 2003]
Sep 5, 2003
silencenoir:
you go girl, give them a good one.....an ass kicking. I'll help!
Sep 6, 2003

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