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You will be happy to know that I am not a Nazi war criminal and that I am not a member of a group that the U.S. State Department considers a terrorist organization.

It's moving time, and I have lots of stuff I need to give away. Who wants my crap?
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dinah:
Thanks, babycakes!
snazzy:
Yikes... poor thing. frown

I actually have kind of a crush on someone right now, but he too is getting over a break-up. He knows that I like him, so I'm just trying to be patient. "Trying" being the key word.
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Holy Moses, I'm 36 today. I spent a couple of minutes this morning looking into the bathroom mirror, trying to find traces of 36-ness. I can't see any.

I think I officially can't date girls under 30 anymore, or else I'll be accused of having an early mid-life crisis.
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valcapone:
Funalyzing? Is that a technical term?
rin:
I CAN name the head of state of Canada...the Queen! That is why we have a constitutional monarchy. I know Canadian political systems aren't perfect, but it's a lot neater than the American system. Plus, we still use paper ballots, which is a huge checkmark for us! It's much easier to commit vote fraud with computerised ballots. Also, what the fuck--Boston? I thought you were staying in Van.
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Oh, hey. I thought it was time for a new profile photo. Sorry, I don't do sexy, but I do do pensive somewhat effectively.

Can you believe I'm going to be 36? I skateboard to work, have a pile of comic books stacked on my bedside table and work a job that gives me instant idol status with males 18 and under but makes me...
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hunkpapa:
and a random happy birthday to you!
kaikai:
Thats what they all claim...
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Oh, hey. If you know Miki Berenyi, please tell her I'm available and give her my number.



Oh, shoegazing pop, when will you make your comeback?

Ask me how excited I am about the game that I am going to work on next. Go on, ask me.
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dinah:
Not too sound crass, but I am not too keen on the whole love bidness. You know what I mean? I'm settling for puppy cuddles at the moment, and that is all I need!
dinah:
You do? What kind is she? or he?
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Well. I'll be working here, and living here.
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morgan:
Can't it be fucked up AND brilliant? smile
valcapone:
Of course. Preferably one run by French-Canadians.
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Please, give me a sign of what I should do.
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perdita:
Haha that was just what I wanted to hear!

blackeyed

I bet Jesus had major chiropractic bills going on.
yenta:
Personally, I'm not so into Punisher. I find him rather on the douche-y side, especially with all the beefy white guys that wear his t-shirts to the mall and drink slurpees. I'd rather be my own superpower bad ass (not a gun toting one however).
As for what you should do.....fuck if I know? What do you mean? In life? Draw.
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I have a momentous decision to make. Well, what decision isn't momentous in the life of a drama queen like me? Anyhoodle, I have a momentous decision to make, and I am terrible at making decisions. The Boston people came back with a real solid offer. I have a week to come up with a decision.

How do you make decisions? Do you plead for...
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stockholm:
haha nope! the boys from the flight of the conchords live there. good guess though!
valcapone:
I'll leave the firebombing to you, sir. Maybe I shall try again on another topic at some point, but this blows chunks.

Also, when making decisions I usually turn to a roll of the die or flip of the coin. Not necessarily the best policy, but certainly the most random....
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* You know what I find infuriating? People who have no appreciation for history. Did you know that in a survey conducted amongst Canadian high school students, no one could name the date of Canadian Confederation (July 1st, 1867), and only 50% of respondents knew who Sir John A. MacDonald was (our first Prime Minister, the father of Confederation and frankly, one of the biggest...
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katalina:
I love you. Honestly though, I'm a huge history buff. I love learning about places and people, I watch dorky channels like Discovery or History or National Geographic.

And yes, America has no History too.
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I have a hard time making decisions. Even the most trivial of situations in which I have to make a choice can turn into a sweat-inducing period of soul-searching angst. I once went back to a store 4 times after I had purchased a jacket to make sure I had made the right selection. You can probably appreciate, then, how wracked I feel, now that...
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cheyenne:
i dunno and i dunnkare...if it gets me put on the front page then more power to da peeeplle!!! and thankss for the sweet comment btw.
and i didn't get that job. i'm pretty bummed about that.
cheyenne:
That totally made me LOL
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I just got a 10% raise. I am now officially in the upper middle class scum tax bracket. Anyone want to be a trophy wife?
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cheyenne:
pfffttt...gee....thanks.....ha ha!!!!!!
cheyenne:
i agree. i didn't mean it like that though. no worries