I hereby decree March 5th to be Tell A Lawyer Joke Day, in honour of Mary Jane Richards being such an incredible douche.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Three. The rest are true stories.
Q: What do you call 25 lawyers parachuting out of an airplane?
A: Skeet.
Q: An honest lawyer, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and a drunk were walking down the street when they spotted a $100 bill. Who picked up the $100?
A: The drunk. The rest are figments of your imagination.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Three. The rest are true stories.
Q: What do you call 25 lawyers parachuting out of an airplane?
A: Skeet.
Q: An honest lawyer, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and a drunk were walking down the street when they spotted a $100 bill. Who picked up the $100?
A: The drunk. The rest are figments of your imagination.
oryon:
how chasing amy of you 
perdita:
she might be a douche, but do you still need to be so hung up on her?