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Thursday Mar 05, 2009

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I hereby decree March 5th to be Tell A Lawyer Joke Day, in honour of Mary Jane Richards being such an incredible douche.

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Three. The rest are true stories.

Q: What do you call 25 lawyers parachuting out of an airplane?
A: Skeet.

Q: An honest lawyer, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and a drunk were walking down the street when they spotted a $100 bill. Who picked up the $100?
A: The drunk. The rest are figments of your imagination.



oryon:
how chasing amy of you wink
Mar 4, 2009
perdita:
she might be a douche, but do you still need to be so hung up on her?
Mar 4, 2009

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