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Toronto, although my heart is in Vancouver

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Sunday Feb 15, 2009

Feb 15, 2009
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I really should try to finish this school assignment, but I figured you needed to know these twenty-five facts about me:

1. I program video games. I get paid a ridiculous amount of money to be a geek.

2. There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love David Lee Roth Van Halen and those who love Sammy Hagar Van Halen. I'm of the former group.

3. I think Clint Eastwood should make more westerns.

4. I auditioned for the part of the Chinese kid in 'Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom'.

5. I was engaged and was dumped by my fiance (well, my ex-fiance) for a screenwriter within a matter of months.

6. My first girlfriend cheated on me with an extra from 'Degrassi Junior High'.

7. I have trouble asking for help. I will work on a problem, trying to solve it myself, and will not ask for help until I'm prompted to do so. This has been a major failing that I've been trying to fix the last couple of years. It's slow-going.

8. Todd MacFarlane gave me a pat on the back.

9. I am an extremely shy person at times, and don't feel comfortable talking in a large group of strangers. Moving around so much in the last couple of years, though, has thrust me into unfamiliar situations and I think the experiences have done a lot to help me grow past my social reticence.

10. I have made out with one Suicide Girl.

11. I love honky tonk and rockabilly music.

12. When I was 9, I accidentally kicked a girl in the face whilst dancing frantically to 'Disco Duck'.

13. When I kickboxed, my nickname was 'Cheapshot'.

14. I had an afro when I was 12.

15. I really hate talking on the phone, so much so that I will never answer my cell phone.

16. I really want to complete my Master's degree in Computer Science.

17. I have a crush on Neko Case.

18. My favourite cities are Tokyo and San Francisco.

19. I have a problem with procrastination.

20. I miss living in Vancouver.

21. I have had two violent encounters with midgets in my life.

22. Mary Jane Richards broke my heart, and I still haven't put it back together.

23. Sometimes, I have the urge to sell everything I have and move to Tokyo to teach English.

24. I dated a girl who looked like the female equivalent of Elvis Costello from his early days with the Attractions.

25. I have been a cheater only once in my life, and I regret my actions to this day. I'm so sorry, Stephanie.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
morgan:
Me, too!

15. I only answer my cell for about three people. Stupid phones.
Feb 15, 2009
oubliette:
Ooo I did one of these too, but there's no way I'm posting it here.
Feb 22, 2009

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