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Toronto, although my heart is in Vancouver

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Friday May 30, 2008

May 30, 2008
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Holy Moses, I'm 36 today. I spent a couple of minutes this morning looking into the bathroom mirror, trying to find traces of 36-ness. I can't see any.

I think I officially can't date girls under 30 anymore, or else I'll be accused of having an early mid-life crisis.
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valcapone:
Funalyzing? Is that a technical term?
Jun 4, 2008
rin:
I CAN name the head of state of Canada...the Queen! That is why we have a constitutional monarchy. I know Canadian political systems aren't perfect, but it's a lot neater than the American system. Plus, we still use paper ballots, which is a huge checkmark for us! It's much easier to commit vote fraud with computerised ballots. Also, what the fuck--Boston? I thought you were staying in Van.
Jun 4, 2008

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