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Toronto, although my heart is in Vancouver

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Saturday Aug 11, 2007

Aug 11, 2007
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These items came to me in the mail yesterday:

- A lovingly framed photograph of a New York City building
- a vintage postcard
- a handwritten note of well-wishes
- two records by Prince & the Revolution.

Sorry, ladies. The title of Ultimate Fantasy Girlfriend shall forever be held by Saraphine. She's smart, has lived a rock-n-roll life, styles hair like Michaelangelo sculpting David, and can drink a can of PBR without batting an eyelash. Oh, and she has the cutest panties ever. How do I know these things? I just know.

Edit: I forgot to add the awesome mixed CD she sent. Huzzah!
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morgan:
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Not just for some, but for everyone?
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