I look in the mirror today and all I see is the most loathesome, unloved, incompetent creature in the entire world. I mean, I know my family loves me and they're proud of me. I cherish that more than I can convey to you, but it seems that they are the only ones that think of me that way. I can't even elicit passing looks of romantic or platonic interest from any person, it seems.
I just want to float away on the ocean to some place where there are no people to remind me how lonely I am.
I just want to float away on the ocean to some place where there are no people to remind me how lonely I am.
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1:32 PM John: omg
you are online
11:33 PM me: yes, i am
John: all right
as you were
me: haha
11:34 PM just checking e mail
watching sara silverman
John: oooo
i lurve her
jesus is magic!
pure magic!
me: yes, jesus IS magic
i met brian posehn
11:35 PM it was so great
John: he's funny
you live a charmed life
me: not really
i was in a crappy bar in ny
11:36 PM they were showing dead alive so i went
he does comedy there someimes
John: neat-o
11:37 PM so when are you moving to canada?
me: i have no idea what I'm doing with my life
11:38 PM i have NO idea
i'm sick of earth i think
John: haha
me too!
i'm sick of human beings, actually
except for certain people
me: i think i'm sick of myself!
John: that's a matthew sweet song
11:39 PM me: oh no...
John: oh, i'm going to put it on now
i'm such a happy drunk
me: i knew right away you were trashed
John: haha
you sooooo now me
know
stupid keyboard
11:40 PM me: i basicsally haven't been smoking or a week now
crazy huh?
John: insanity!
you must be delirious
sooooo delirious
in a prince way
11:41 PM me: i wish
i am the opposite of prince
i'm sooo boring and mniserable
John: pish posh
you should come here
we'll do it up
i know how to show a girl a good time
11:42 PM omg
i smoked my first doob!
me: when?
John: like, over the weekend
me: srar just did a bong rip on the show
haha
John: 1230 am satruday
me: so did you like it?
woops sara
11:43 PM John: eh, it's okay
me: first time is usually not representative of how being stoned really is
John: pleeeeease come here
11:44 PM me: dude calm down
slow down on the smirnoff
John: shut up
me: no, oyu
John: i'm drinking some hoity toity wine
no you shut up
11:45 PM me: red or white
John: red
my friend just got divorced
me: are you drinkig alone?
John: and we're getting trashed
me: oh
that's fun
John: on a monday too!
me: haha
go optic
rebel
11:46 PM John: oh, what drunk i am
me: awesome
have lots of fun!
i need to go to sleep
John: we gotta have a dance party
okay
bye!
me: bye then