Howdy!
here's a fucked up idea i had whilst smoking a ciggie drunk one night. If someone gave you a 10 million dollars, and all you had to do was end every single sentence you spoke with the word "penis". would you do it?
you'd have some electronic scanner to make sure you said penis. but would you do it?
interesting.
Also, I was looking at a slug slowly meander its way across some grass in Dolores Park. and i thought...you know....slugs are like homeless snails. spare change, bro?
ALSO.....i thought about spanging for change at work...because the chances of people giving you change are higher. of course you couldn't do it alot..otherwise...theyd stop giving you change. but fuck man.....whip out the cardboard sign that says SPARE CHANGE....whip it out the next time you are on break. I made a 10 bucks...so can you. Where's my fucking infomercial??
As a musician, I know that...partially....I have an edge over meeting women (esp. the kind of women i want to meet). ..and i can be as weird as i want......and music and art grants you a license to be weird.
That's fuckin awesome! being weird is not like a thing to ask for, or pray for...i guess unless you want to be a musician...or an artist. It helps. if you are weird...people take you seriously. it's fucked up.
I do all sorts of sincerely strange shit onstage/offstage. It's all not psycho. Ill give you an example. I have a small vial of lavender essential oil i carry with me everywhere..and i smear it on me a few times a day. and people think that's weird.
I have a light that i shine on myself periodically throughout the day, it's been tuned to clear your aura out.
but imagine someone shining a flashlight on themselves. yeah...ppl think that's weird.
I never walk over drains in sidewalks on streets. I laugh at my own jokes. I spontaneously do tai chi to clear energy out in rooms i'm in.
being weird fucking rules! it gives you license to be whoever you really are. because, when you are weird.....people expect that, and being weird...you know....isn't always normal and expected....so it keeps people guessing.
and half the battle is keeping people guessing, they don't know what you are going to do.
kinda funny.
here's a fucked up idea i had whilst smoking a ciggie drunk one night. If someone gave you a 10 million dollars, and all you had to do was end every single sentence you spoke with the word "penis". would you do it?
you'd have some electronic scanner to make sure you said penis. but would you do it?
interesting.
Also, I was looking at a slug slowly meander its way across some grass in Dolores Park. and i thought...you know....slugs are like homeless snails. spare change, bro?
ALSO.....i thought about spanging for change at work...because the chances of people giving you change are higher. of course you couldn't do it alot..otherwise...theyd stop giving you change. but fuck man.....whip out the cardboard sign that says SPARE CHANGE....whip it out the next time you are on break. I made a 10 bucks...so can you. Where's my fucking infomercial??
As a musician, I know that...partially....I have an edge over meeting women (esp. the kind of women i want to meet). ..and i can be as weird as i want......and music and art grants you a license to be weird.
That's fuckin awesome! being weird is not like a thing to ask for, or pray for...i guess unless you want to be a musician...or an artist. It helps. if you are weird...people take you seriously. it's fucked up.
I do all sorts of sincerely strange shit onstage/offstage. It's all not psycho. Ill give you an example. I have a small vial of lavender essential oil i carry with me everywhere..and i smear it on me a few times a day. and people think that's weird.
I have a light that i shine on myself periodically throughout the day, it's been tuned to clear your aura out.
but imagine someone shining a flashlight on themselves. yeah...ppl think that's weird.
I never walk over drains in sidewalks on streets. I laugh at my own jokes. I spontaneously do tai chi to clear energy out in rooms i'm in.
being weird fucking rules! it gives you license to be whoever you really are. because, when you are weird.....people expect that, and being weird...you know....isn't always normal and expected....so it keeps people guessing.
and half the battle is keeping people guessing, they don't know what you are going to do.
kinda funny.