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Monday Jul 21, 2008

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they. i like they.i'm clicking. if i were their objects of affection. i would put a crown on my head. i'd pretend i'm Jesus, and i'd walk around the kitchen eating my bowl of Capn Crunch w/ some Soy-Vitamin-Chemical-Non-Milk.
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I would try to sit down and watch TV and then perhaps i could make sense of it all. LIke why didnt they make a documentary about the history of humans from beginning to end? but with no commercials, and if at all possible no product placements. FUCKIT! If there's a God, we as people are the ultimate product placements. Look everyone! I've created these things....HUMANS! God is waving his hands and smiling. I've created these walking things.

Look at them walk. That one there spends hours getting her teeth to look that good. What are--wait a minute......

who is God trying to impress in this infomercial anyways?
God needs to impress people. that's pretty sad.

Did God get bullied by the other Gods?

and the lord said, Unto thine own ether be true, "




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