1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
Ann. I just spoke with her on the phone. We've been friends for 20 years. We were married for a while.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Uhh...yellow Spongebob boxers my daughter gave me.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
"Asleep" by the Smiths.
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Pork roast with mashed potatoes and corn. Something that would be yucky to clean up.
5. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Ashcroft or Rumsfeld. Bush is but a puppet.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
Mikey.
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
Eyes--you know, windows to the soul and stuff.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Yes.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
X-ray vision sounds a little cliche, but cool.
11. Favorite hangover cure?
H.O.D. (hair of the dog)
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
About 2/3 of a 5th of bourbon. If you're trying to get me drunk, it'll probably work.
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
"Warm Wet Circles". Look it up.
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Sound of Music. The graveyard scene freaked me out. I was 3 ferchrissakes!
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
My wife and children.
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
Wednesday night for my burfday.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Dirty.
23. Fall or spring?
Fall.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Keri. It started out great, but ended in a total disaster.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Colin Farell. But only if he's wearing his "The Cult" t-shirt.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
I don't think I'll be able to care.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
I was going to say, "myself", but I'm not that trustworthy.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Audrey Hepburn. (Homer Simpson drooling noise)
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
Anna Karenina. I couldn't make it past chapter 2.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Confusing.
31. Favorite drinking game?
Pass the Pigs (double-leaning jowler, baby!).
32. What did you dream last night?
I didn't sleep last night.
Ann. I just spoke with her on the phone. We've been friends for 20 years. We were married for a while.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Uhh...yellow Spongebob boxers my daughter gave me.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
"Asleep" by the Smiths.
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Pork roast with mashed potatoes and corn. Something that would be yucky to clean up.
5. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Ashcroft or Rumsfeld. Bush is but a puppet.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
Mikey.
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
Eyes--you know, windows to the soul and stuff.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Yes.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
X-ray vision sounds a little cliche, but cool.
11. Favorite hangover cure?
H.O.D. (hair of the dog)
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
About 2/3 of a 5th of bourbon. If you're trying to get me drunk, it'll probably work.
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
"Warm Wet Circles". Look it up.
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Sound of Music. The graveyard scene freaked me out. I was 3 ferchrissakes!
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
My wife and children.
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
Wednesday night for my burfday.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Dirty.
23. Fall or spring?
Fall.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Keri. It started out great, but ended in a total disaster.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Colin Farell. But only if he's wearing his "The Cult" t-shirt.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
I don't think I'll be able to care.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
I was going to say, "myself", but I'm not that trustworthy.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Audrey Hepburn. (Homer Simpson drooling noise)
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
Anna Karenina. I couldn't make it past chapter 2.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Confusing.
31. Favorite drinking game?
Pass the Pigs (double-leaning jowler, baby!).
32. What did you dream last night?
I didn't sleep last night.
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once the weather gets warm again the mini sword set will be reborn and fabulous.