You know the one thing I really can't stand about this time of the year is? The stupid fucking Christmas letters people send out. They always sound the same. Fake and exaggerated.
It's like "Our family has been blessed with another wonderful year. Our oldest Bradley is off at school in his third year at Brown and our daughter Sarah is off in Thailand for the Peace Corps. We had a great family hiking trip this year at Joshua tree and even our old beloved Labrador retriever Scout made it!" Yeah fuck off. Why can't they just be honest. Bradley has a meth problem which he got sent away to rehab near Brown University for, and Sarah is still at that halfway house they sent her to for unwed mothers cause she got knocked up at prom. As for the parents they sleep in separate rooms and the dog is blind and runs into every wall in the house.
I'd find it much more entertaining if people wrote the truth, hell I'd look forward to the letters.
It's like "Our family has been blessed with another wonderful year. Our oldest Bradley is off at school in his third year at Brown and our daughter Sarah is off in Thailand for the Peace Corps. We had a great family hiking trip this year at Joshua tree and even our old beloved Labrador retriever Scout made it!" Yeah fuck off. Why can't they just be honest. Bradley has a meth problem which he got sent away to rehab near Brown University for, and Sarah is still at that halfway house they sent her to for unwed mothers cause she got knocked up at prom. As for the parents they sleep in separate rooms and the dog is blind and runs into every wall in the house.
I'd find it much more entertaining if people wrote the truth, hell I'd look forward to the letters.
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Merry Christmas, bitch.