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Soft pretzels are, indeed, yummy!
Why must they have such sad faces, though?
If it weren't for mustard, It'd almost taste like cannibalism. (so I'm told.)
Thank God they don't scream when we bite them.
Now I'm fuckin' hungry.
I'll finish this post after I eat someone, err, something.

next time heres what you do. start your car and let it run for about a half hour and turn on your defroster and everything. come back half hour later and hit the top of your car with the corner of the scraper. if you hit it at the right angle and hard enough (not too hard to dent your roof) all the ice should just crash and fall off. although i did need a mini flame thrower to get the ice out of the crevices that were freezing my door shut.

i love winter. lets go to landmark and get wasted.

Happy Valentines Day ♥ ♥ ♥

Scat hearts are the only hearts that matter.

To help with the bruise. Don't laugh too hard.

just spray a little windex on it... or go with lalasushi's idea (volunteers)

PS--Say to your roomate... Anyo Ha sha mee ka!

Fuckin' Hades did it again.

Killed TWO cagemates in less than a week. That mo-fo's a psycho.

Hello cheeky!
Thought I'd say hello after many moons of not being here. What rude pics you have in your journal. I like it!

I need a new testimonial from you, so that you're at the top of the list.

I love that corset, it is very Lolita-esque.
Are you just getting one nipple pierced or what? I don't think i could take that shit. My tattoo was at least 4 inches from my nipple and it felt like it was being torn off!

Glad to hear both of you are doing better.

what happened to your dad?! either way its good to hear he is getting better!
I am so out of the loop these days!

Sorry to hear about your Pops. I wish you and your Dad the best of luck.

Something to make you smile.

for the last time...i am not a fucking hamster

hey hun jus droppin by to say hi and a how u been? holla @ me

Like your nipples were innies?

i dont have to go to work today i actually dont go back to work til monday!!

I am really sorry to hear about your dad. Watching someone you love go through chemo is an awful feeling. Just be there for him as much as he needs you to and give him space when he needs it (that part I have found is almost if not more so important than the being there part)

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No matter what happened in the past, I am sure that you did everything a good daughter would do. As for this time, I know that you're doing everything and more than anyone ever would. TTYS.
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