Today's Random Thoughts:
Don't you just love those mattress commercials that put a glass of wine on the bed and have somebody jump up and down to see if it will spill or not? I know I sure do.. thats exactly what I do. Every night, I pour a large glass of red wine and put it on my mattress. I put on my flannel pajamas and bounce up and down on my mattress... if that glass spills, I then put all of my pillows and blankets on the floor to sleep. You think I'm going to sleep on a mattress that can't balance a glass of wine?! No dice, sir. No dice.
My good friend's girlfriend hates me. HATES ME! I met her once, and since than she reads all the texts I send him (and all of them are just sayin Hi or about school) and she doesnt let him hang out with me anymore!!!! WTF!?
Don't you just love those mattress commercials that put a glass of wine on the bed and have somebody jump up and down to see if it will spill or not? I know I sure do.. thats exactly what I do. Every night, I pour a large glass of red wine and put it on my mattress. I put on my flannel pajamas and bounce up and down on my mattress... if that glass spills, I then put all of my pillows and blankets on the floor to sleep. You think I'm going to sleep on a mattress that can't balance a glass of wine?! No dice, sir. No dice.
My good friend's girlfriend hates me. HATES ME! I met her once, and since than she reads all the texts I send him (and all of them are just sayin Hi or about school) and she doesnt let him hang out with me anymore!!!! WTF!?
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Luckily, I sleep on the Floor. I'll save the Bed for other things ... like eating Fig Newtons
better yet send ME horny text messages