Today is the second day that I have woken up with my dog spooning me and with her paw on my boobs. I suspect foul play. I have had several conversations with her explaining that she is gorgeous, but Im just not attracted to her in that way.
Fabio is surprisingly a really funny guy. I heard an interview on the radio... Read More
My dad has cancer again. Im so fucking sad right now but I can't let him see it. Last time, I should have been a better daughter and should have gone to all of his treatments with him but I was too caught up in school. Im sure alot of you now what its like to watch someone go through chemo. Its heartbreaking. Thanks for... Read More
I am really sorry to hear about your dad. Watching someone you love go through chemo is an awful feeling. Just be there for him as much as he needs you to and give him space when he needs it (that part I have found is almost if not more so important than the being there part)
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No matter what happened in the past, I am sure that you did everything a good daughter would do. As for this time, I know that you're doing everything and more than anyone ever would. TTYS.
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I thought that someday, possibly, that I could perhaps maybe want kids in the very distant future, but I was driving through town and saw a lady breast feeding her baby... and it made me want to take a bath in antiseptic.
I masturbated in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot today
You fixed my smilies and apparently my internet too since it is working as well. Now if you could only cause this tingling in my pants to go away, i'd be your friend forever!
Thanks for the congrats. My wireless connection is too slow for me to watch all of your videos, but I'm sure I would be laughing my ass off if I could see them. No high speed where I'm at.
You know those people that have to touch you when they're talking to you? Like hitting you in the arm or something like that? This girl I know is like that, and its kind of freaking me out! She hits me, grabs my arm, sits in my lap, leans on me... something is just not right about it!
Grey's Anatomy has the saddest soundtrack. It's ok, I still love it.
Do you have those storied that are so stupid and random that you will never forget them? My friend told me a few years ago about a time she gave this guy head. This guy was special and his penis was umm... not that straight. She told everyone, and the... Read More
a bent dick might come in handy if you ever wanted to get a blow job around a corner or something. however, i suppose i'm glad that i'm a straight shooter.
I have a random story. When I was in junior high, this dorky guy wanted to be friends with all the cool people, so they (the supposedly cool people) told him that they had a club where everyone had to take pictures of themsleves masterbating to get in. (No one really did) This guy bought the story and brought a bunch of Polaroid pictures of himself jacking off to school. I'm sure you can guess what happened after that. This guy was tortured for years. Bruce the Bone was his name. Everyone would always wave to him in a jacking off motion. Its sad, but oh so funny.
Hey Nice Shoes ............................................................................................ Wanna Fuck?????? Lol Thats my favorite pick up line lol