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Today's Random Thoughts:

Is it weird that I like to eat vanilla Rolaids? yeah... I know... whatcha gonna do about it?

Black ice is such a dangerous surprise! Kinda like Herpes!

My grandpa talked for 2 hours straight... my brain is still numb.

Im not looking in the mirror for a week...We'll see if I have any friends left.



Love you guys! kiss
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bigeazy:
love Love ya girl.... love
madae:
Just wanted to say thanks for filling out my survey smile
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sodapopinski3031:
awesome blog! random I like
druggist:
yeah, its real smile stuffed after it died
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Toay's Radnom Thoughts:

Yess am drunkand horny and loookin for lovin. to bad im writinin my blog! Ihavnt beendruk offmy ass inahwile so it feels good!! eventhou mybrains feelliek scrambled eggs.

soo...inknow the perfectidea fora set!~ im soexcited! the lastone dint work,but this one wil for sure!
youll nevr guessth epicsi tooktoday invovling a bananaand choclate syrup// ahhaah

i luvvvvvvvvvv you guys!@
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tex13:
If you don't show those pics there will be a riot on your hands.
cojmcc:
Bananas?! Chocolate Syrup?! Oh the thoughts running through my head right now!
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Today's Random Thoughts:

I wish someone would make a bobble head doll of me. That would be the highlight of my life.

Things in shells entertain me, including peanuts and turtles.

My dogs chew on toys that are made of bull penis. No lie.

Yumm... Diner food.

People are interested when I put smelly things on my face.
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captainhazzard:
What smelly things have you been putting on your face? Its true, I am so interested now as to what they were!
aeronj:
your really hot!

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Today's Random Thoughts:

I'm pretty sure somebody hacked into my account and changed my password mad

I have a project I have to do, where I go around asking people questions... Whats a random and funny question I could ask? I thought of a few, but my sense of humor isnt exactly normal.

My driver side window just fell out. So weird.

Have any of you...
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joker_:
I can't get back to sleep. I had this dream about waking up with pierced ears and giant pink ear rings.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

No, not really. Actually I can't sleep because something is missing in the last 24 hours, I don't even know where it went actually, something about oatmeal and a shower and looking forward to something that I also look forward too. Then nothing at all. frown


northern:
Coconut coffee? puke

I hate coffee and coconut's not too great either. Yuck.

Why would someone hack your account? If they changed your password, how did you logon?

A random question?

I'm afraid mine would probably be inappropriate. What class is it for?

Your window fell out? Like actually detached completely from the car? How the heck does that happen?

The stinging makes your lips bigger. Why do you need bigger lips?
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Does anyone drive a hybrid? Ive never been around one, but today I was driving behind one and it smelled like it was going to blow up... didnt they have a major recall of them?

I have to go around and get people to let me record them as they read outloud. I have to get alot of guys and girls to...
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tex13:
If you ever have problems getting laid, there will be no hope for the rest of us. wink
joker_:
No pink love, but I will wear these for you.

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Today's Random Thoughts:

Why? WHY? Why did it take me 15 minutes to get my frozen car door open?? Why did it take another 45 minutes to get the ice off of my windshield? I missed class damn it!

Why did I sit in some other class for a half hour before realizing I shouldnt have been there?

GRRRRRRRRR. (this is what I sound like...
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pallyn:
Soft pretzels are, indeed, yummy!
Why must they have such sad faces, though?
If it weren't for mustard, It'd almost taste like cannibalism. (so I'm told.)
Thank God they don't scream when we bite them.
Now I'm fuckin' hungry.
I'll finish this post after I eat someone, err, something. skull
jarfmonster:
next time heres what you do. start your car and let it run for about a half hour and turn on your defroster and everything. come back half hour later and hit the top of your car with the corner of the scraper. if you hit it at the right angle and hard enough (not too hard to dent your roof) all the ice should just crash and fall off. although i did need a mini flame thrower to get the ice out of the crevices that were freezing my door shut.

i love winter. lets go to landmark and get wasted.
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joker_:
Happy Valentines Day ♥ ♥ ♥
had_matter:
Scat hearts are the only hearts that matter.
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I have a bruise on my boob. Send help.
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joker_:


To help with the bruise. Don't laugh too hard.
triskadekaphobia:
just spray a little windex on it... or go with lalasushi's idea (volunteers)

PS--Say to your roomate... Anyo Ha sha mee ka!
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ferretbite:
Fuckin' Hades did it again.

Killed TWO cagemates in less than a week. That mo-fo's a psycho. eeek
captainjonny:
Hello cheeky! smile
Thought I'd say hello after many moons of not being here. What rude pics you have in your journal. eeek I like it!
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joker_:
I need a new testimonial from you, so that you're at the top of the list.
kiss
cspeedball:
I love that corset, it is very Lolita-esque.
Are you just getting one nipple pierced or what? I don't think i could take that shit. My tattoo was at least 4 inches from my nipple and it felt like it was being torn off! ARRR!!!
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Thanks guys. Dad is sick but doing ok. Love ya. smile kiss
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tex13:
Glad to hear both of you are doing better. kiss
stewfnrocker:
what happened to your dad?! either way its good to hear he is getting better!
I am so out of the loop these days!