Junior high mustache pays off! If my calculations are correct I'll be eligible to join SAG after March 26th. Scheduled for March 27th: Prompt shave immediately followed by coke party / sex orgy with Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, and as many nave starlets as we can fit in the hotel room.
I probably formulated a response to your long comment but didn't want to post it because I hadn't responded to the comments before yours and if I responded to yours I'd be out of order and would forget the comments before yours. I have a system. It doesn't work very well.