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Monday Jul 22, 2002

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a mix for disaster....

My cat likes to jump on the hot tub lid and lay in the sun during the day. Friday night, around 1am, I decide to hop in the hottub. All the lights in the house were off except a kitchen light about three rooms away. You see where this is going?

My cat, hearing my voice and wanting to jump up on the lid (that wasn't there) leaped into the water. A shock for both of us! She leaped out as quickly as she leaped in and goes tearing off around the house. I run after her with a towel and finally catch her on my bed where she is dripping wet and crying. After a few seconds of attempting to towel her off she then runs under the bed.

The next day her coat was very shiny and soft... poor kitty head!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
demolitionkitten:
haha. did you use that booty call agreement recently...?
nunchuck is bad!
Jul 22, 2002
go_lately:
you should check back journal entries of mine for some funny pussy *ahem!* kitty stories
Jul 23, 2002

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