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Awright me old trout and toolbox, how you doing, here y'are, heres me card, Reggie Balowski, International arms dealer, scrap metal merchant and French cabaret chanteuse. So, is that the atom bomb is it, eh?

Oooh, naaaa, not in that colour, you know what I mean. See, that bomb, to me its worth, well, a pony, couple of tortoises at most. If you was doin a part-ex on a Mini Metro, know what I mean right, Id take about nine million off your hands. But as it is, know what I mean, so I cant help you really. Still I got a few minutes, so I might as well indulge in a bit of Cockney patois, know what I mean? Cor blimey, knock it on the 'ead, do what, as it 'appens. Terrific, 'ere, didn't you kill my bruvver? No it must have been me, sorry. Anyway, you seen them inflatable bridges? Cor, they're amazing in't they? Bloody hell, skateboards? Thing of the past, yeah, absolutely, do me Bob, knock it on the 'ead. I don't know who I am. Laugh? Laugh, I nearly went to Ethiopia. Second class of course. Know what I mean?