onie

I thought about being a country singer

what the hell else am I gonna do with a head full of paragraph heading.. I have fucking headings that I can fucking use for this shit.. but.. perhaps I could write a country song called 'Eczema Marks the Spot' .. its fucking awesome, right?!! but I dont fucking have Eczema... sure I could probably find some way to link that into a story to tell you folks.. but perhaps I should do something different with these.. perhaps I should become a big time country star.. sure.. I fucking hate country music.. but hey.. I didnt like working a Waffle House (thats a lie.. I fucking loved it actually.. mainly cause I was the only waitress with all my teeth)... but I did it anyways..
I got some other ideas for country music song titles like
If your face smells like shit .. Its cause your head is up your ass
Desserts in my pants
Everything you say sounds muffled when your foots in your mouth

well yeah.. Ive got some other golden gems.. but ya know.. I might suprise you with an album.. dont wanna give too much away..


If You Could Have Guessed This You Will Be Picking My Lotto Numbers From Now On

I decided Im gonna get my GED.. after years of protest.. well.. I changed my mind.. I might even consider going to school after.. who woulda thunk it (and with grammer like that Im sure to pass the test.. is Shizzle in the dictionary now.. cause that will be a hard one to substitue).


Age is Just A Number When Your Under Age

If I had a dollar for every underage boy/girl who has contacted me on myspace thinking Im gonna be interested in their 15 year old ass Id be a rich rich woman... oh yeah.. thats cool you dont have a license.. Ill pick you up.. where did you say your mommy and daddys house was again.. oh thats awesome.. and since your too young to get a job.. Ill just pay for dinner... oh yeah.. whats that.. youre still going thru puberty and you have acne and your voice is cracking.. oh thats no problem.. a face full of zits totally gets me hot.. oh whats that.. youve never actually had sex with a girl before.. oh.. thats totally cool... oh.. wait.. your balls have dropped yet.. no problem.... Age is just a number right..
And when I say... only little kids think age is just a number you wanna get a pissy.. well... youre right.. I must be crazy for not wanting to dump my totally fucking hot boyfriend who not only has a huge fucking dick but just so happens to be intelligent, sweet, funny, and not into drama.. .. yeah.. I must be crazy..


and... uhhhmmmmmm mmmm mmm. . yeah.. thats it for now..

x
Onie


okay.. Im gonna finish up with some pix... first.. I will start with this.. this was done by the_huntster .. this is the first time Ive been drawn in about 4 or so years..





and a super goofy ass picture of me fucking off while I was supposed to be all serious for the last shoot I did... (notice the awesome dirt marks on my stomach from leaning on the machines... fantastic..


and a random pic .. this ones called 'Heaven Help Me'




and yeah.. thats it for now... bye.