INDIANA JONES AND THE OPAL OF THE MER-MAN PRINCE
On Aint it cool news, they posted a Scoop about the title of the new Indiana Jones movie. The title is too ludicrous to be believed. If you are familiar with AICN, you know that for every story posted, there is a message board where readers can post their thoughts on the story, or espouse their politics. Generally a pretty funny read. What made this talkback so funny were all of the new titles people were suggesting:
Indiana Jones and the double-headed gel dildo
Indiana Jones and the Half Merman Prince's Goblet of Fire
Indiana Jones and the Wand of Steel
Indiana Jones and the Parliament Funkadelic
Indiana Jones and the Actor Who Might Die Before He Plays Indiana Jones Again
Indiana Jones and the Treasure of Mount Lohan
But here is the cherry. A ton of posts by a guy calling himself bananasuperpower. Here are some of the funnier ones. And yes, they were pissing people off, but he kept posting them. Fucking priceless!
Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Crusade To Secure The Black Gold.
Indiana Jones and the Creationist Moronic Monkey King
Indiana Jones and the Bombed Limbless Civilians
Indiana Jones and the Monkey King Unable To Capture The Elusive Terrorist Leader
Indiana Jones and the Monkey King Who Was Planning To Invade Iraq From The Moment He Set Foot In The White House
Indiana Jones and the Powerful 51% Mandate
Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Brilliant Foreign Policies
Indiana Jones and the Greatest Nation On Earth
Indiana Jones and the Bombed Wedding Guests
Indiana Jones and the Piss Stained Koran At Guantanamo Bay
Indiana Jones and the Terrorists Who Started Operating In Iraq Following The Power Vacuum Created By The Invasion
Indiana Jones and the Appreciation Abroad For The Monkey King's Unilateral Foreign Policies
Indiana Jones and the Inbred Monkey King Dynasty
Indiana Jones and the Dude's Koran That Really Tied The Room Together
Indiana Jones and the Legislation That Makes Homosexuals Second Rate Citizens
Indiana Jones and the Rambunctious Tap Dancing Monkey King
Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Righteous Smirk
Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Comment That The Jury Is Still Out On Evolution
Indiana Jones and the Temple Full Of Weapons Of Mass Destruction
Indiana Jones and Dick The Chickenhawk's Halliburton emergency contract
On Aint it cool news, they posted a Scoop about the title of the new Indiana Jones movie. The title is too ludicrous to be believed. If you are familiar with AICN, you know that for every story posted, there is a message board where readers can post their thoughts on the story, or espouse their politics. Generally a pretty funny read. What made this talkback so funny were all of the new titles people were suggesting:
Indiana Jones and the double-headed gel dildo
Indiana Jones and the Half Merman Prince's Goblet of Fire
Indiana Jones and the Wand of Steel
Indiana Jones and the Parliament Funkadelic
Indiana Jones and the Actor Who Might Die Before He Plays Indiana Jones Again
Indiana Jones and the Treasure of Mount Lohan
But here is the cherry. A ton of posts by a guy calling himself bananasuperpower. Here are some of the funnier ones. And yes, they were pissing people off, but he kept posting them. Fucking priceless!
Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Crusade To Secure The Black Gold.
Indiana Jones and the Creationist Moronic Monkey King
Indiana Jones and the Bombed Limbless Civilians
Indiana Jones and the Monkey King Unable To Capture The Elusive Terrorist Leader
Indiana Jones and the Monkey King Who Was Planning To Invade Iraq From The Moment He Set Foot In The White House
Indiana Jones and the Powerful 51% Mandate
Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Brilliant Foreign Policies
Indiana Jones and the Greatest Nation On Earth
Indiana Jones and the Bombed Wedding Guests
Indiana Jones and the Piss Stained Koran At Guantanamo Bay
Indiana Jones and the Terrorists Who Started Operating In Iraq Following The Power Vacuum Created By The Invasion
Indiana Jones and the Appreciation Abroad For The Monkey King's Unilateral Foreign Policies
Indiana Jones and the Inbred Monkey King Dynasty
Indiana Jones and the Dude's Koran That Really Tied The Room Together
Indiana Jones and the Legislation That Makes Homosexuals Second Rate Citizens
Indiana Jones and the Rambunctious Tap Dancing Monkey King
Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Righteous Smirk
Indiana Jones and the Monkey King's Comment That The Jury Is Still Out On Evolution
Indiana Jones and the Temple Full Of Weapons Of Mass Destruction
Indiana Jones and Dick The Chickenhawk's Halliburton emergency contract
And yeah, I was surprised so many people in Knoxville had heard of Melt Banana.