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I'm gonna lay down the funny for you all (only it ain't funny)...

"The Continuing Adventures of Two Dudes!"

Dude #1: "So I says to her, I says 'You dumb fucking cunt, I'm going to kick you right in the balls."

#1: "Then she looks me right in the eye and says. 'You stupid slobbering retard, I don't have any balls."

Dude #2: "And?"

#1: "So she pulls down her pants and I can clearly see she has no balls, then she points and says 'See no nuts."

#1: "She begins to pull up her pants, so I say 'Are you sure? Let me see again, just to make certian."

#2: "What happend?"

#1: "Well, she pulled some pepper spray out of her pocket, and blasted me in the face with it, and then kicked me in the nuts.

#2: "Ouch!"

#1: "You're Goddamn right ouch, that shit burns like a motherfucker, plus my balls are still swollen up like...ummm..."

#2: "Bowling balls?"

#1: "No, like uhhh...."

#2: "Softballs?'

#1: "No! More like...

#2: "Tennis Balls, no wait! Bread... No, apples... gravy... very small rocks... I know... A duck!"

#1: "Nuts don't swell up like a duck you moron. Now why'd you say something so stupid?"

#2: "Well, he had to put something funny in this bit... So why not rip off Monty Python?"

#1: "Good point..."

#2: "Where were we?"

#1: "She kicked my nuts..."

#2: "Oh yeah, that sucks"

#1: "Yeah, but I still saw her naked."

#2: "Dude, sweet, you so scored."

the end?

(crickets............................)