Friday Dec 12, 2003

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I'm gonna lay down the funny for you all (only it ain't funny)...

"The Continuing Adventures of Two Dudes!"

Dude #1: "So I says to her, I says 'You dumb fucking cunt, I'm going to kick you right in the balls."

#1: "Then she looks me right in the eye and says. 'You stupid slobbering retard, I don't have any balls."

Dude #2: "And?"

#1: "So she pulls down her pants and I can clearly see she has no balls, then she points and says 'See no nuts."

#1: "She begins to pull up her pants, so I say 'Are you sure? Let me see again, just to make certian."

#2: "What happend?"

#1: "Well, she pulled some pepper spray out of her pocket, and blasted me in the face with it, and then kicked me in the nuts.

#2: "Ouch!"

#1: "You're Goddamn right ouch, that shit burns like a motherfucker, plus my balls are still swollen up like...ummm..."

#2: "Bowling balls?"

#1: "No, like uhhh...."

#2: "Softballs?'

#1: "No! More like...

#2: "Tennis Balls, no wait! Bread... No, apples... gravy... very small rocks... I know... A duck!"

#1: "Nuts don't swell up like a duck you moron. Now why'd you say something so stupid?"

#2: "Well, he had to put something funny in this bit... So why not rip off Monty Python?"

#1: "Good point..."

#2: "Where were we?"

#1: "She kicked my nuts..."

#2: "Oh yeah, that sucks"

#1: "Yeah, but I still saw her naked."

#2: "Dude, sweet, you so scored."

the end?

(crickets............................)
rickroyal:
Almost a modern day Waiting for Godot. Kinda cool, actually. Reminds me of a series of short plays a friend was writing. I don't think he ever got around to finishing them, though.

One wonders, though, if the newfound gems would be world siftly through the tidal wave of crap to find. We'd have to come up with some kind of filtering system; reviewers would have to be paid more, or something.
debrajean:
^hahahah, waiting for godot?!?!

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