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I have no clue what just happend to me but it's like a whole bank of circut breakers tripped off some where in my brain, but I am now the mad cock bomber... "Fear the Penis, Fear the Penis!"

I figure now that an explaination of "The Mad Cock Bomber" might be in order so here's the deal. Maybe it's cause I haven't taken my meds in weeks, maybe it's cause I ain't sleeping again, maybe(living in Ros-Town) I've been probed by "The Creatures from Uranus", whatever the reason, I have decided to liven up the boards by reverting to my High School antics. Why? Because they fucking remind me of High School that's why all these fucking yahoos taking themselves and their inane arguments so self importantly plus the whole cliqish thing that goes on there... fucking High School. So I will inject a little less seriousness and self importance why? Give me one good reason why not...

The way I figure it one of four things will happen (and I'll even give odds and a place to send bets)
1. Nobody will care - Odds 3-1
2. I piss people off and get booted - Odds 5-1
3. People think I'm hilarious and some people lighten up and all works according to plan - Odds 99-1
4. Within two weeks someone much cooler steals my idea and is hailed as a genius - Odds 5-7

So there you have it folks the four likely events if you would like to place your wagers now you can either Call 1-696-969-6969 or send check or money order along with self addressed stamped envelope and nude pictures of yourself (male or female) covered in strawberry gelatin dessert (still liqiid please) to:

89 Bukkake Ln, Penis Your Mom's Big Fuzzy,NM OU812

See I promised you all penis jokes an I'm not one to dissapoint.