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Carlsbad, CA

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Friday Sep 12, 2003

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ok, everybody heres proof that people in roswell may truely be fucking aliens this is part two of a story i told the other day (9/10) and who knew thered be a part two...

so i get home tonight after going out for some herbal tea cause were still not sleeping properly (but at least i did sleep some last night). im checking my mail and the usual shit is in there bill, bill, ad, ad, package... cool i have a package... from the midway baptist church... why does that sound familiar... now it doesnt click right away cause im super tired and i also dont notice that theres no postage on the thing... but then it hits me... thats right its the same baptist church from the other night. some how these fuckers tracked me down and im pretty sure it was by my license plate cause the package also had my name on it my first and last and im pretty sure i only gave dude my first name the other night but maybe not its kinda fuzzy now (they coulda just have easily followed me home) either way its creepy and a little surreal.

now a normal person would have just thrown away the package and have been done with it or called the cops but im concerend that these guys know the cops plus im not functioning on much sleep and i must say curiosity was getting the better of me tonight so i open the package, and what do i find inside... a camoflauge bible along with a hand written letter that says

Dear Brother,

I felt the other night your soul crying out in pain, a pain that only be healed by the mighty light of the Lord God and His Son Jesus Christ. After much praying I recieved a message that told me to deliver to you this Bible and ask that you come and worship with the fine men and women at the Midway Baptist Church on Sunday at 8 or 10:40 am so that you may know the Lord God who gave His only Son Jesus Christ so that you could be saved.

Love in Jesus' Name
Jeff

well that settles one question, his name is actually jeff something (i thought it was something else and i still dont know kis last name), and like i said fucking creepy, and surreal, although i did like that he gave me the option of which service to come to , i should go there just to return the bible smeared in shit or something
dancingyosarian:
I'll write you a comment tomorow. I'm fucking tired. G'night y'all.
Sep 12, 2003
dancingyosarian:
Stalked by the lord. Fucking creepy man. Happened to me once. Awhile back heavenlystranger and I were at the farmer's market that's held on friday mornings here in downtown Stockton. Well this particular farmer's market doesn't just have produce booths, it also has boths from antique dealers, insence shops, bakeries, and other random shit. Anyway, we got to this booth that said "Free Geniology Research." Well I've always been interested in geiology so I aproached the proprieter. I filled out a card, gave them my full name and phone number, and went on my merry way. A couple minutes later h.s. says to me, "You realize those guys were mormons, right?" I had gone through the entire process without noticing their 'brother mormon' name tags. I feel like an ass. Next thing I know the mormons are calling me every week. I had caller ID at the time so I wouldn't pick up the phone, thinking they would get the picture. They just keep on calling. Finally one day I pick up and tell them I'm not interested. And that was that...
Fucking mormons riding on there bikes around my neighborhood, looking at me. Finally, about a month ago, I get a call and its the mormons. It's fucking joseph smith come to "research my geniology." I tell 'em No fucking thank you and hang up. And now I can't shake the feeling that all of my dead relatives and I have been converted to mormonism without me knowing it. I have nightmares about dying and going to mormon heaven.
Sep 13, 2003

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