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Carlsbad, CA

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Friday Aug 15, 2003

Aug 15, 2003
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A little quote from my hero Bill Hicks (since I've put up no unfunny lately):

"Listen folks, I know you're getting concerned, but let me assure you... there are dick jokes on the way. Relax, I'm a professional.

Here's the deal, I editorialize for forty minutes, the last ten minutes, we pull our chutes... and float down to dick joke island together, ok, and we will rest our weary heads against the big purple thick veined trunks of dick jokes, and we will sit in our comfy bean bag scrotum chairs, and we will giggle away the dawn like good American audiences, ok.

Penis jokes are coming up, relax, I know what country I'm in." - Bill Hicks

So there you have it folks, if you've been concerned about my lack of unfunny, dont worry, i know that this is the goood ol' USofA where we love dick jokes and we love em', Big, Thick, Hard, and Cummin' at ya like a Freight Train. So like the man said...

"Penis jokes are coming up, relax, I know what country I'm in."
heavenlystranger:
yes, you can steal the term 'videogameslinging'
i'm glad you like it.
h.s.
Aug 15, 2003
sarc:
Bill Hicks is a god among men. Bow to him, lowly dogs!
Aug 17, 2003

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