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Carlsbad, CA

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Saturday Jun 28, 2003

Jun 28, 2003
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Ah, tonight is a beautiful Southeastern New Mexico night, the temp is a balmy 78 degrees, the smell of blooming honeysuckle, and roses fill my nose from my garden (intresting fact #1 about me - I like to garden), and in the clear night sky the stars seem to stretch forever into the infinite void... So it's time to play the my newest game show feature:

IS YOUR MOTHER A WHORE?

Me: "The premise is simple, I bring in one lucky contestant's mother and see how much money it would take for her to let me fuck her."
Me: "And now tonight's premier contestant is... Dick Sieman's mother, Anita, from right here in Roswell, NM."

(applause)

Me: "Well now Anita, how are you tonight?"
Anita: "I'm fine thank you."
Me: "That's wonderful, so now Anita, are you ready to play our game?"
A: "I guess, so but I'm not really sure of the premise."
Me: "Umm, I guess you'd say it's kinda like a really bad version of "The Price is Right"..."
A: "Oh really?"
Me: "Yes, kinda, now let's get ready to play."
A; "I'm ready."
Me: "Good... now, here's the first question of the night. Anita, would you fuck me..."
A: "Yes, absolutely."
Me: "Uhh, I didnt get to finish my question."
A: "That's ok, I'll fuck you."
Me: "Well then please enjoy these words from our commercial sponsors."

(Three Minutes Later)

Me: "Well then, I guess we answered THAT question for you, didn't we Dick, your mom is most definitely NOT a whore. But she IS an absolute fucking slut. Well then, join us here next time ladies and gentleman as we play another exciting episode of..."

IS YOUR MOTHER A WHORE?

Well then peeps, it's time for your M.C. with the least to wrap himself in the sickness of his twisted dreams for another night and remember...

"Gin makes a man mean" from Milk and Cheese - by Evan Dorkin


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