Well, Well, Well,
If those few of you who I actually conversed with noticed, or gave a slimy rat's pecker, (and let's be honest, you don't) I've been even more quiet than I usually am. Why, you ask? (I know you're not, but just fucking play along, okay.)
Here's the deal... Went on vacation to my home town in California for almost two months, and things did not go as planned. What was supposed to be a simple vacation, turned into a vodka soaked, and cigarette fueled spiritual quest.
And here's what I discovered, I do not like the "new" me I've been for the last year and a half. The "new" me tried to be in control, and witty, and intelligent ALL THE TIME! (hence why so few journal entries)
But I hated the "new" me, so I rediscovered the "old" me, the one who says crazy, disturbing, disgusting shit. The "old" me who lets his ever shifting personality just go out of control, so you never know from day to day, even hour to hour who you'll see. I may be nice, normal (relatively) for three or four days in a row, then I may change into a person who talks about eating out his Mom, or scooping poop out of someone's Grandma's Depends. Or I may actually have somthing witty, intelligent, and topical to say. Who fucking knows. (not I said the Fly)
I also rediscovered something that I had mostly repressed and that was my seething bitterness and oh, god did I miss that
, I also missed the fact that I don't care about... well I pretty much don't care about DICK!!!
So I welcome back the "old" me, and as of today I start "The Sephiroth Show"! I hope to make this as wild a ride as I possibly can, (of course that's not hoping for much) and to be as funny, witty, intelligent, and offensive as possible, oh yeah and don't forget bitter, lots of bitter.
Now then boys, girls, and all the party people everywhere, grab your party hats, your party shoes, and your favorite party enhancement chemicals, and ready yourself for the biggest disapointment of your life... "The Sephiroth Show"! Oh, and don't worry 'bout the party music baby 'cause I'm bringing my apathy, and APATHY FUCKING ROCKS!!! (I guess, maybe, I don't know, nor do I fucking care)
That's alls I gots.
Sephiroth
P.S. Some may get seriously offended by what I say, and I may have offended some just now. If I have then some small advice... FUCK OFF!! Theres a shit load of other people to go talk to and look at 'round here don't fucking bother me.
If those few of you who I actually conversed with noticed, or gave a slimy rat's pecker, (and let's be honest, you don't) I've been even more quiet than I usually am. Why, you ask? (I know you're not, but just fucking play along, okay.)
Here's the deal... Went on vacation to my home town in California for almost two months, and things did not go as planned. What was supposed to be a simple vacation, turned into a vodka soaked, and cigarette fueled spiritual quest.
And here's what I discovered, I do not like the "new" me I've been for the last year and a half. The "new" me tried to be in control, and witty, and intelligent ALL THE TIME! (hence why so few journal entries)
But I hated the "new" me, so I rediscovered the "old" me, the one who says crazy, disturbing, disgusting shit. The "old" me who lets his ever shifting personality just go out of control, so you never know from day to day, even hour to hour who you'll see. I may be nice, normal (relatively) for three or four days in a row, then I may change into a person who talks about eating out his Mom, or scooping poop out of someone's Grandma's Depends. Or I may actually have somthing witty, intelligent, and topical to say. Who fucking knows. (not I said the Fly)
I also rediscovered something that I had mostly repressed and that was my seething bitterness and oh, god did I miss that
, I also missed the fact that I don't care about... well I pretty much don't care about DICK!!!
So I welcome back the "old" me, and as of today I start "The Sephiroth Show"! I hope to make this as wild a ride as I possibly can, (of course that's not hoping for much) and to be as funny, witty, intelligent, and offensive as possible, oh yeah and don't forget bitter, lots of bitter.
Now then boys, girls, and all the party people everywhere, grab your party hats, your party shoes, and your favorite party enhancement chemicals, and ready yourself for the biggest disapointment of your life... "The Sephiroth Show"! Oh, and don't worry 'bout the party music baby 'cause I'm bringing my apathy, and APATHY FUCKING ROCKS!!! (I guess, maybe, I don't know, nor do I fucking care)
That's alls I gots.
Sephiroth
P.S. Some may get seriously offended by what I say, and I may have offended some just now. If I have then some small advice... FUCK OFF!! Theres a shit load of other people to go talk to and look at 'round here don't fucking bother me.