fuckityfuckfuckshitbitchassfuckfacecuntbagdoucheflavoredasswhore. shit.
My stupid ex-girlfriend texted me last night at 2:00am. We live very close (too close) to each other and apparently she saw me getting home. Before I launch into what happened, here's a super quick recap- she cheated on me after I flew half-way around the world to see her, had me get her back on the schedule at work, lied to me about her affair numerous times once she got back here in January, now we live three houses apart, and work together. FML. Here is what happened:
Slut Face: Can we stop being so awkward at work soon?
Me: Um, you fucked another guy when you said you loved me without question and while you were doing that, asked me to get you back on the schedule at work. oh, and then you lied about it 3 different times. It might take a while, maybe.
Slut Face: alright fine, I just think you shouldn't ruminate the whole situation so much. I just hate not talking to you at work- obviously we are right next to each other.... I understand though.
Me: Fuck you. the one thing I asked you not to do YOU FUCKING DID. and then you played me and pretended things were ok once you got back! ruminate?! How dare you... I can't believe you think you can do the things you did to me and think we can be ok and friendly. Trust me, I hate holding grudges and I truly hope things can work out, but you have to understand that everything you did, I can't believe YOU of all people did to me.
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She didn't reply back after that one
uuggghghhh! I just can believe how immature she is! To think she can use me to get her a job, play me, throw my life on its ass, and then have the audacity to think we can be buddy buddy is ABSOLUTELY ABSURD. She thinks she understands but she obviously had/has no clue what the consequences of her actions were...
I know and feel with every fiber of my being that I do not want to be with her. I just want her out of my life all together. God, she sucks.
Maybe one day I can meet someone who actually doesn't suck at life and isn't a self-centered, self-serving douche bag. Where did I put that Jager...
My stupid ex-girlfriend texted me last night at 2:00am. We live very close (too close) to each other and apparently she saw me getting home. Before I launch into what happened, here's a super quick recap- she cheated on me after I flew half-way around the world to see her, had me get her back on the schedule at work, lied to me about her affair numerous times once she got back here in January, now we live three houses apart, and work together. FML. Here is what happened:
Slut Face: Can we stop being so awkward at work soon?
Me: Um, you fucked another guy when you said you loved me without question and while you were doing that, asked me to get you back on the schedule at work. oh, and then you lied about it 3 different times. It might take a while, maybe.
Slut Face: alright fine, I just think you shouldn't ruminate the whole situation so much. I just hate not talking to you at work- obviously we are right next to each other.... I understand though.
Me: Fuck you. the one thing I asked you not to do YOU FUCKING DID. and then you played me and pretended things were ok once you got back! ruminate?! How dare you... I can't believe you think you can do the things you did to me and think we can be ok and friendly. Trust me, I hate holding grudges and I truly hope things can work out, but you have to understand that everything you did, I can't believe YOU of all people did to me.
-end transmission-
She didn't reply back after that one
uuggghghhh! I just can believe how immature she is! To think she can use me to get her a job, play me, throw my life on its ass, and then have the audacity to think we can be buddy buddy is ABSOLUTELY ABSURD. She thinks she understands but she obviously had/has no clue what the consequences of her actions were...
I know and feel with every fiber of my being that I do not want to be with her. I just want her out of my life all together. God, she sucks.
Maybe one day I can meet someone who actually doesn't suck at life and isn't a self-centered, self-serving douche bag. Where did I put that Jager...
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jessikarabbit7:
Your welcome!! It took longer than I would have liked but I finally fell asleep. Well I hope you'll do one for me, I want to hear what you have to say!! 
jessikarabbit7:
OH yeah YOU do look like James Franco, like his twin!!! And the freaky thing there is movie on tv tonight with him in it... haha