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Unlike most years where I sit around and act all grumpy and shit, I'm actually have a bunch of friends coming over for a shit-ton of ribs, Nintendo 64, and conversations deemed disturbing in most societies. I'm finally looking forward to a birthday.

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So who wants the difficult task of trying to cheer up an inconsolably unhappy person?

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adelina:
Okay, don't do anything drastic. Sending you warm fuzzy happy thoughts.
adelina:
Ooh fuck triple posting!? Sorry.
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My flu symptoms are finally gone.

I made some awesome bison burgers (I forgot the photo)

Handled 10,000 cast emails for my next film.

GAME OF THRONES MARATHON TIME!

theatombomb:
Glad you're feeling better!  Bison burgers are hella dope!  Yum!  And topping it all off with a Game Of Thrones marathon...hell yeah!  Enjoy!!!
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Holy shit! I can't believe I have 100 followers. I didn't even expect 1 on here, so to have 99 more than that is awesome. Thanks to everyone who follows me, and a huge thanks to everyone who accepts me for the weirdo that I am.

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oneimill:
@kittypurrrs No argument here. I like the idea of being weird with someone else.
kittypurrrs:
:) weeeee.
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When I tell people I'm a filmmaker, I mainly get asked two questions:

1) You don't make porn, do you?

2) So that means you have experience with technology and can help fix my computer, right?

theatombomb:
hahahahaha
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I get that claiming to be able to impersonate the voice of Elmo is a bold, which is why when I can talk without coughing, I'll post a video of what I normally sound like, and then I'll talk like Elmo. If there's anything you have ever wanted Elmo to say, no matter how truly fucked up, either comment or PM me, and I'll pretty...
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Woohoo! I seem to have beaten the flu. I live on to fight another ridiculous day. My plan is to write a paper at work (snow and ice mean no one is coming in), and then by Monday, I should be ready to take on the world of film preproduction. Thank you to everyone for the well wishes.

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Here's a little piece of info about me and what I'm attracted to: There is nothing sexier than an intelligent and artistically inclined woman.

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adelina:
Really!? What if this artistic and intelligent woman had warts all over her body, three eyeballs, and moose horns? ;-)
oneimill:
@adelina Depends. How big are the moose horns?
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Despite having a deep and raspy voice, I can do a damn near perfect impersonation of...Elmo. Yes, Elmo, that red puppet from Sesame Street.

My weirdness knows no bounds.

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oneimill:
@theatombomb @almost_missed If enough people ask me, I'll do a video of it.
theatombomb:
Sweet!
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Getting snowed in when I have the flu. Where's a sexy nurse when you need one?

almost_missed:
Ikr? Lol
adelina:
Poor baby.