oneimill

There are two people looking into the window of an expensive, and luxurious store; neither can afford anything there, nor would they feel comfortable going in. The one on the right wants to be able to reach a point where they are welcomed into the store as part of their typical clientele. The one on the left wants to smash the window, and destroy as...
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Well I'm fucked.

my job interview is on the phone, and they told me to be myself, and be comfortable. That translates to "you don't need to wear pants," right?

Out of 80 candidates for a job, I'm one of the lucky 13 who got an interview, and it's tomorrow.

Here's to hoping for a new job!

I can type a properly formatted, 130 page screenplay in under 48 consecutive hours. Start to finish, 2 days or less.

And yes, I have serious carpal tunnel issues.

The following list contains things people have actually told me while I was trying to help them at work:

1) Atheists cannot be helpful or good people.

2) Stopping kids from breaking things damages their creativity and curiosity.

3) I'm an asshole because we don't put up Christmas Trees in June.

4) As a state employee, I'm responsible for all of the governor's actions.

5)...
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If this rain doesn't let up, I'm gonna have to build a goddamn Ark just to get around town.

I probably won't be blogging or posting photos until next week. I just posted openings for my film crew, and I've been slammed with resumes, and I'm still arranging a promotional shoot for my film.

In the mean time, I'll still be active, checking out sets, photos, blogs, and what have you. You just won't have to deal with my grumpiness. ;)

Now back to...
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My quest to find a new film crew has begun. I swear to the almighty Cthulhu, I want some more interesting, less straight laced, people working for me this time. I'd rather work with a bunch of overzealous nutcases, then rule crazy "normal" people.

Sadly, you can't put this in job descriptions.

I need to break in my new equipment, and test the film crew for my next film, which means doing some mini training short films.

So far, I plan on doing 3. One is a Noir film featuring the classic Femme Fatale character, the second will be a zombie film, and I need a third.

Now to just find all the people to do this...
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