oneimill

1) I live in the only US state without a film office, so I have no way to get permits or notify the police for films. My first time making a live action short, I had someone dressed up as a DEA agent with a fake shotgun, so 7 cops showed up, ready to arrest us for a double felony, but I got it talked...
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Pantomiming camera moves in ridiculous fashion.

Doing the characters' lines in high pitched British accents.

Lots of profanity.

Monty Python References.

One camera operator drawing clouds with dicks all over his script.

Needless to say, we only got halfway through the script, and have to have another meeting. There may be pictures.

Once my grumpiness has subsided, and my body hurts less, I'll go back to actually logging on, posting random shit, and all that other stuff I normally do.

I'm finally getting to render my previous film, with a complete audio overhaul.

As that is going on, I'm going to start writing up a short list of potential actors for my next film, and also try to get this damn theme music locked down so I can release it by the end of this week (naturally, I'll put it up here before anywhere else)....
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