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So, I forgot to mention one thing in the blog I did yesterday.

While most of my trip was terrible, I did manage to steal a piece of a national landmark, and smuggle it out of the country in my camera bag. Pretty sure my dad still has it as his souvenir.

So it wasn't all for nothing.

wizard0:
The Blarny stone?
oneimill:
@wizard0 I actually pulled a brick out of the wall of some fort in the south. The Blarney Stone would've been a bit too noticeable.
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Yes, I'm going to do one, so brace yourselves for the earth shattering awfulness of my trip to Ireland.

The year was 2011. I was in an Irish History course that culminated in a trip around Southern Ireland for 10 days. I never had much interest in traveling there,

but following my trip to Italy the year before, I had an insatiable desire to keep...
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vrksasana:
That sounds like torture! So sorry you had to deal with an annoying bitch on top of being sick!
lillybelle:
It seems Dante's jorney, but Ireland is a great place to visit, my next trip maybe...well, I hope you are ok now...but in any country be informed about your order (food ingredients), water... take care!!!
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oneimill:
@dmaggot Seeing how my hair grows sideways, as opposed to down, I'm already starting to look like him.
wizard0:
Interesting sidenote, I used to work for Wolverine.  We did hand-sewn shoes.
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I have to spend my day, in a classroom, getting talked at about moving into leadership. 7 hours of someone droning on, and on, and on, and on, and on....and on....and on.........and on.

My boss signed me up for this, which is funny considering how much of her job I actually do.

Somebody needs to kidnap me, or have me pulled out military style.

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vrksasana:
How about ninja style?😉
oneimill:
That would've worked too, @viscera
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This was posted on my company's facebook page:

"WHERE THE HELL ARE THE ONE MILLION PHOTOS? WHY ARE YOU USING THIS AS A NEWS AGENCY FOR A SERIAL KILLLER? I WILL BE REPORTING THIS TO FACEBOOK. YOU ARE A BOGUS SITE!!!"

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oneimill:
@dmaggot @baalseraph @wizard0 @chainsawchibi @maggie_fracture They pulled their comment down, so I guess they realized how much of a dumbass they were.
dmaggot:
@baalseraph Haha Love you dude!! :)
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Woke up to news that one of my old neighbors (when I lived in a different building, but same complex) was arrested last night for arson, specifically burning 3 churches to the ground.

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oneimill:
Here's where it gets interesting @legman; they were apparently burning the churches down to hide the fact that they were burglarizing them. Because, you know, nothing keeps the cops away like arson.
legman:
DERP!  burglars- not known for having any brains!