oneimill

A time when a family that doesn't really understand me, or what I'm interested in, attempts to buy me a gift or two.

This should be relatively funny, and potentially terrifying.

Once upon a time, when I was a somewhat less foul mouthed, and beardless, child, it was Christmas morn, and I was beyond excited for the all the packages below our tall, albeit plastic, tree.

There were toys, and games, and movies, and then one strange package. It was thin and slender, and looked like no gift I had seen before. I reached for the...
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There will undoubtedly be some kind of serious photo of me doing film shit. Prepare yourselves!

2015 will be different. Really different. Incredibly fucking different. So many goddamn films to make.

Sorry, that got away from me.

What I meant to say was, "Watch the fuck out, 2015, because I'm coming for you."

...the "Mad Max" trailer that played before it.

Take that however you want.

and I can already hear my bank account screaming for mercy.

I just found out that an actress who auditioned for one of my film's last year passed way. It's strange that even though I barely knew her, and we only talked a few times, I find myself feeling pretty sad about it.

That's pretty much all I can say, but I felt the need to say it.

because she's actually going to be gone for a week. Goodbye pants, hello happiness.