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oneimill

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Working on some fake TV programs...

Jul 12, 2015
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As I mentioned last week, my competition failed, but as I have a brain that never shuts up when it comes to ideas, I already wrote 3 out of 4 clips that I'll be making, and that will appear in the film.

One of which is a terrible Life Insurance commercial using some old, unused footage. The actress in this scene was supposed to react to the death of her grandfather, and came across so melodramatic, that I actually stopped and said, "We're not selling life insurance here, so act like you give a shit". And, hey, now I'm using for an insurance commercial. Funny how things work out. (By the way, this was actually shot in the dead of night, so there are lights behind all the windows to make it look like morning).

I also now have to either find an animator (I want a Looney Tunes style cartoon to appear), or I'll have to brush up on something I haven't done in a very, very, very, very, very long time. I haven't animated in 4 years, but maybe I can still do it.

Also gotta find a few people to be in a terrible commercial for a useless product involving suntan oil, which means I need to find someone willing to wear a bikini in the name of comedy. (This one may have to change).

And... I still need to write the fourth clip, make all of these things, and have them ready by September.

FUCK YES, I'm finally busy again.

iggy:
Excellent!!
Jul 12, 2015
oneimill:
Thanks @iggy
Jul 12, 2015

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