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Why do you mock me, toy gods?

Dec 1, 2014
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In response to this random blog about not getting the Darth Vader figure I wanted as a kid I decided to order one, and finally correct my childhood. It arrived today, and like a child at Christmas, I tore the box open, only to find...it's the wrong figure. Vader's helmet doesn't come off. It's like my childhood all over again.

Back to therapy.

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
wizard0:
Clearly you need to go on a rampage!  Or play the arcade game Rampage.  Or something.
Dec 1, 2014
baalseraph:
I had a similar experience when I bought a Transformer action figure a while ago. I had lots of those when I was a kid an can remember that they where quality toys and had some kind of "heavy duty" feel whereas the things they sell today are cheap, rickety and overall disappointing pieces of crap. This sucks so much. :/
Dec 2, 2014

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