I'm skinny, but there's a reason for it.
Taking into consideration that I'm on the short side, grumpy, hairy, I have a gravelly voice, and a heavy smoking habit, if I were to bulk up, the Wolverine comparisons would be endless. Come to think of it, I already get that comparison from some people.
In that case: I'd like to announce my candidacy for when they have to recast The Wolverine.