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oneimill

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Random, strange facts about me

Apr 9, 2014
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So these 10 fact posts have inspired me to share a few random, albeit strange, things about myself.

1) I can turn both legs to face almost the entirely opposite direction and walk...like a flamingo.

2) At the age of 25, I still don't know how to swim, and I don't have any plans on changing that.

3) Every scar on my body was caused by accidentally injuring myself with normal household objects.

4) I can speak just enough German to fuck with telemarketers when they call my cellphone.

5) I've never cared about personal style, but I have a weird obsession with hats; the classier, the better.

That's all I can think about for now, but I'm sure I'll post more in the future.

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almost_missed:
Gotta love point 4 :D
Apr 9, 2014
oneimill:
Thanks @baalseraph and @almost_missed Every time I've done this to one of them, you can almost feel their awkward confusion on the other end of the phone.
Apr 9, 2014

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