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Thoughts on the night before a snowstorm.

Jan 20, 2014
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I can only imagine what someone, hell bent on beating up anyone trying to get in the way of their ration of bread and milk, thinks when they see some strange bearded bastard assaulting his way not towards the dairy or bread aisles, but to the produce area to stock up on blood oranges before a snowstorm. Those poor bewildered fucks.

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