Today, feeling rather tired of waking up at some horrible hour for work, my brain told me to turn off the alarm clock, while my body decided that the only true way to turn off an alarm clock was to punch it. When that didn't work, I tried it again. That still didn't work. In the spirit of Abraham Lincoln, I kept trying, until my brain switched back on, and decided to just unplug it.
And that's how I started the day. Any questions?
