onegirlepiphany

I don't blog much on here.
Mostly just bum around and perve.
Live through others...
That sort of shit.
I suppose i'll chuck some stuff up from the myspace blog.
Sick of reading the poem i wrote about Kittie.
Bitch broke my heart.
But now i'm better =]
..I think.

I regularly collect 'notes' in my phone:

"The doily is on the verge of extinction"
- Something i read in the paper that made me giggle.

"Where in the world IS Carmen San Diego?"
- Me questioning the whereabouts of the game i used to play.

Me: "That woman has a rainbow umbrella and short hair"
Brett: "That man has a beard and long hair"
Me: "Ha, well now we've seen everything!"

"I don't like Kurdt Cobain, he stole my crickets"
- Fat chick in a mental institution in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

"Atchondu"
- Nick asked me "what do you want to do?" and i was so intoxicated that i replied with "bless you"...thinking that he'd sneezed.

"I'm so unexperienced, i'm like a cat"
- Morgan on Georgia's 17th.

"History usually comes back to where it all began: you either assimilate or exterminate"
- Johnny Rotten.

"Bazuraproject.com.au"
- Hell good tv show. Look it up.

"Fucking females is for poofs"
"You'd give asprin a headache"
"Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining"
- Layer Cake

"I don't believe in doing that. All i want is equality, freedom, understanding, tolerance and trust. It's not much to ask. Treat the way you wish to be treated. Double standards are outdated"
- Me, bitching to someone about relationships.

"Billy Ocean"
- No idea.

"Rockin' Robin"
- Song i used to sing in Primary School.

"The girls are both lesbians so they may argue over which flanno pattern looks best"
- Hooper.

"'isms, in my opinion, aren't good"
- Nick letting me know his opinion on isms.

"Admitting that you have a problem is the first step to Dylan Lewis"
- Michael and I talking on the couch.

"Never did one thing right in my life...and that takes skill"
- Samuel L Jackson.

"Somewhere between happy and a total fucking wreck"
- Rise Against/

"It's like an orgasm in your mouth and nobody is invited 'cause it's too bloody good to share"
- Me, talking to Scoff about our newly created beverage...Thomas' Manhood.





The boyfriend and i split.
About fucking time.
I was terribly unhappy.
Love is a pistol.





Got my swallows done.
I don't know if i'll colour them or not.
They're pretty as they are >.<




I've got some other pics to load up.
Hope this works..






lol @ belt buckle.


That's it for now.
I have homework to do =]
xx