onefoolishline

so yeah....
never thought i'd say this (ok so maybe i thought i might say this, but still):
ahem.
melissa etheridge had it right.

come to my window? hot song. i've been waiting for, oh, ever for someone to tap on my window at sometime between too late and too early; you know, just right? like joey does for dawson in dawson's creek? yeah. but that's just too um...dawson's creek for me...so...

*puts down the vibrator*
and another thing, if you don't already know where i live, don't go getting all pervy and trying to track me down after one of your jager-capades on some nondescript wednesday night and tap on my window (which, inadvertently, is the wrong window, jager breath fogging the window of a rather hairy man named bill and his pit bull breeding colony)

*picks up vibrator, gestures emphatically in your general direction*
by the way, i'm not homophobic. i just feel like i've outgrown my 'melissa etheridge is the greatest' phase.
*picks up remote control with other hand, turns on sex and the city, which is being shown for your convenience (and mine) on KRON 4 weeknights at 10.